Filed Under Activism, Homophobia

So Homo

Update: So, it’s been brought to my attention by the always brilliant Sylvia that “so homo” is much better than “yes homo.” I gotta say that I agree. So you should replace all those “yes” you just read with a “so.”

So, after seeing the latest vlog from Jay Smooth on the “no homo” thing that seems to be oh so popular these days, I had an idea.

Yes So Homo.

How easy is that? Just take any phrase imaginable and add “yes so homo” to it. Here are some examples:

I went to the grocery store today. Yes So homo!

Wow, it was a long day at work today. Yes So homo!

I feel that Barack Obama’s economic stimulus plan is lacking. Yes So homo!

Y’see, it doesn’t matter if only a completely homophobic asshole would bend a completely having-nothing-to-do-with-anyone’s-sexuality statement into something vaguely homo-erotic, and then feel the need to proclaim that “you, OMG! are most certainly not teh gay!” (because it’s funny, right?). So, why not flip the script and turn every other statement that has nothing to do with anyone’s sexuality into a celebration of LGBT love?

Yes So Homo!

The Hip Hop cats can still be down too:

No rapper can rap quite like I can
I take a muscle bound man and put his face in the sand.

Not the last mafioso, I’m an MC cop
Make you say “tes so homo” and do the wop.

See, it even still rhymes!

So there you have it. Yes So homo. Say it daily. Say it proudly. Stand up against homophobia.