So, Portly Dyke’s Birthday was yesterday. I told her that I would do my birthday dance for her, and she demanded that I provide a video. Well, truth be told, I stole all my birthday dance moves from Dee-Lite. So, Imagine me doing something like this. Yeah, you know that part where four Q-Tips are rapping (around 2:36) and Lady Miss Kier is getting her grove on? That’s my birthday dance:
How do you say D’Groovy? How do you say D’Gorgeous?
Um, D’Portly Dyke. Duh.
Happy Birthday, Portly Dyke!














Kev — Thank YOU! You must be psychic, because the bass lead for “Groove is in the Heart” happens to embedded deeply in my consciousness in a very good way (from dee-liteful days of dating a very fine funk bassist).
I didn’t get to see this til this morning, but now I’m extending my birthday an extra day, just so I can dance the birthday dance with you.