So, Pam Spaulding posted this ad with Chuck Norris endorsing Mike Huckabee for President over at Pandagon. Don’t watch while drinking anything unless you like your liquids coming out of your nose.
“There’s no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard, only another fistâ€
““When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth downâ€
What the hell?
I love this line: “Chuck Norris doesn’t endorse. He tells America how it’s going to be”
Umm, yeah. Tell that to my boy Bruce.
I’ve never understood exactly where the Chuck Norris meme came from- why him?
Even so, I can’t help but giggle at some of them.
“The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain”?
That’s comedy gold there. It works on so many levels! After all, this is a guy who, in response to the “There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live” responded along the lines of “That’s funny, but here’s what I really think- there is no evolution, just a list of creatures that God created”.
I can’t see the video, but I’m hoping that the hair pull incident from Way of the Dragon?